Sex drugs drinking. Sex. Drinking.. and... ummmm CLOWNS!!!
I have the Beachhouse to my self for the weekend I just need to get something organized by like midweek.
The idea is to leave Friday afternoon, Get there then come home Sunday afternoon.
The trip takes near 2 hours and a quarter tank of gas.
(This is driving by Phil standards mind you...)
I have directions. they are pretty simple. You can try to follow as well.
-Get Over Bay Bridge -50 East -404 East to Denton (Now for the shortcut I take) - South 113 -Left at Exxon / Mc Donalds 404 -George Town Circle -East on 404 -Then you finally hit Route 1
Or you can map quest it and take the Longer (But EASier) way For people who haven't been there.
The other Car can Park in Spaces 3 and 5 Since those people aren't there.
-=Requirements=-
Bring what you need to survive. Food Clothing Accessories MONEY. Bring Liquor (And other stuff .. since you people, like that stuff...)
I screamed at an 8-Ball today for lying to me. The thing said I was going to get out of work before 3 or 4
I mean I asked its nicely the first time. And it said Signs point to Yes, When I asked if we would get out Before then.
Then I asked it again It said yes Again
THEN
I asked it if it was lying to me
It said no.
Fucker ....
Ya know what Freaked the Fuck outta me?
Early in the morning there was a woman walking down the aisle with s Brown Shirt with Yellow lettering saying " Animal Control " Thats understandable... West Virginia and all....
But with a Fucking BIG ASS Loaded Magnum Revolver on her hip? Felt more like West Virginia...
Redneck USA!!!! I was tempted to ask every one if they were related to one another.... But I just decided to work.
ummm
Oh yeah.
They Sell Beer at K mart in West Virginia.
Yeah. It's Directly across from the Cookies. I jumped in on that and Started counting that shit.
Singing 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall to Fuck with People.
Spike TheSlowOne: Shes a dwarf. You're a Jolly Green Giant Spike TheSlowOne: Jolly .... DEathBYfryINGPAN: hahahahahahahahahaha DEathBYfryINGPAN: not so jolly Spike TheSlowOne: *Ho HO HO* Spike TheSlowOne: Ho ... DEathBYfryINGPAN: is that an insult or something Spike TheSlowOne: .... DEathBYfryINGPAN: i dunno, im a bit out of it Spike TheSlowOne: Yeah me too Spike TheSlowOne: I'm now thinking about Green Beans for some reason DEathBYfryINGPAN: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha DEathBYfryINGPAN: thank you phil
Alrighty Today was a long day.
Work starting at 4:00 am. Got home at 4:30. Do the math.
Yes kids. That ='s
ME TIRED!!!
And of course. There's more.
Work Wed. Morning at 4:30 in BEAR, Delaware. 73.78 miles Where the fuck is BEAR in ... Dela ... where?
Are there any Bears in BEAR in DELAWARE!!!!
This is what 1 hour of sleep will do to Phil ...
Ummm Jeanette? YOU'RE INSANE.
Sucks I go for that kinda stuff though.
This could be bad
But this Battle shall be interesting. Let who will break first.
We shall find out if it is possible for a Man To Give A Girl.
All except that annoying noise but that I'll take care of later.
NEW ALPINE KICKS ASS. Does shit my Old Head Unit could never of Dreamed of. It's got a fucking REMOTE! Slightly large but hell, thats so i don't loose it. Cause I tend to forget where things are. So many Gadgets.
and speaking of Gets/jets.
For some reason...
I am now informed the correct spelling for her name is Jeannette lol. Sorry for any mishaps or misunderstandings.
And c'mon Amanda and Jean.. What was that conversation you two were having... from the sounds of it it was either about Bryan or myself... And judging about the last words said in the convo... It makes me question... Why?
Weirdos. >.<
And now some random Pictures from that best night ever.
Brownie fight. That shit is still on top of my car.
The Brawn of the Group. Let's give it up for the Big guys!!!
And me Just standing in front of a Cop Car because he wouldn't let me sit in the Driver seat ... Damn...
And Now for the Only Girl who lasted Through the Setting Night to the Rising sun In Baltimore Harbor. Or wait ... Was she the Only girl there? Either way. She toughed it out with Me Martin Josh and Victor On that nigh/morning. Course I already tolda you bout that.
And you say you didn't say any bad shit about in your journal. How bout the burning Everything about me in a bonfire?
Hell at least I keep shit that will remind me of you. I'm not THAT big of an ass.
killersheep12345: okay, so if you want your shirts you should say something, cause otherwise i'm buring them Spike TheSlowOne: oh well burn em but the black ones cool so I'd say keep that for yer self killersheep12345: hmmm, no, i'm burning it Spike TheSlowOne: Ah ok
Spike TheSlowOne: Well get it out yer system. Spike TheSlowOne: You'll feel better killersheep12345: oh, i got it out of my system after burning the pictures i had printed out of you during the school year, and the little writing on random pages in my notebook, and the few shepard pratt papers
Hello? EXCESSIVE ANYONE?
But hey. You will get over it. Or you can be the pyscho bitch like I said you were and Keep this thing going.
I mean if you are you ANGRY with me why would you be reading this? SERIOUSLY.
I mean your like a ghost constantly trying to haunt me. I mean the whole you want to Kill Janet thing? MORE EXCESSIVENESS
If not that Possesiveness.
Ya see you said you have problems letting go?
Well guess what. This is your lil nudge to getting over me.
This Anger I have made you have is an Assist to help you get over me. Now in my sick lil mind it works. I mean, your removing any evidence I was ever in your life. Wiping me from your mind. and filling you with hate.
Your wanting to be with me? Has now become you wanting me away. It's no longer an issue. Being too attached.
I mean once we are apart we will be happier. Or at least I will be. You'll probably be going on bout you still hate me and such.
Nore more Me getting Angry at you for no good reason. No more Sex. Hell you were ruining it by wanting it all the time. The Desert to Water thing. It's better when you savor it. Not the whole begging thing. And don't Deny that shit. You're whole Inoccent face thing? Wimpering?
...
This is not exactly a frontal assault on you Piff.
This is MY explanation.
But why do I have the feeling you shall retaliate?
OH YEAH. PS. That whole You and Sara Baker thing? That was just a misunderstanding on my part. Okay?
Oh and More.
killersheep12345: yeah, you're the one who can't even kill yourself right
What, you want to show me how? I mean really I've already got that shit from alice. But she was drunk. Things are different while drunk. Say things we don't mean and all that Jazz. But hell thats Better now.
I mean I'd like to say that was a low blow but... eh.. I don't need to say it.
OMG BEST NIGHT EVER!!!! Between brownie fights, Drunk people. Aimlessly Driving around. And over all joy and Giddyness. It fucking rocked!
Here. this is the edited version so I don't have to hear anymore crap from her.
Other things that Happened tonight. Victor learned some lessons in driving from me. Like ... not to Press the gas while Holding down the Break... Ouchies. You'll get better man. Just more practice.
Oh and Sorry for you being in the trunk so often..
Alright, People in the Car for the rest of the night / morning. Martin , Josh , Victor and Janet (still can't remember how to spell her name lol) So were drivin round Chilling.
And I'm thinkin lest do something different. So we all Drive down to the Inner Harbor (Fells Point) to watch the sun rise. EXCELLENT!!! Then went to Jimmys Diner type thing and got Breakfast.
Man we're all sleep deprived. lol.
and as soon as I get home my dad is like. Mow the lawn and I'm like.... Only if i get to sleep till lke 5 or somethin.
Oh yeah other stuff happened in Ellicot City But I'm too lazy to type anymore. Stuff involving Muscle's Punk Rock Kids Beer annnd... Hanging out.
Oh yeah and Stuff is wrong with my car but it was worth it.